16 thoughts on “Chez Rollie

  1. No wonder there’s no trains coming past, someone keeps mucking around with the signalling! And I hate to think what messages the passing aircraft are getting from that weird light flashing on and off on the top of your building…

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  2. Mountains we can’t hardly see,
    A train controlled by Rosie T
    I’ve even crocheted a han-kee
    Looking out my windows!
    Turned out nice again!
    (to be accompanied on the ukulele)
    I will expect more verses next week, please!

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  3. Oh Ollie! How long have you been with Rosie? What a rookie error. You NEVER step out onto a balcony when Rosie is inside with the means to lock you out! What we’re you thinking? You were lucky it was only an hour. I learned my lesson when she locked me in the cupboard under the stairs in the dark…. I have never been the same since!
    That look she gives you from the bedroom is classic Rosie evil genius. Back in the box with her if you know what’s good for you.

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  4. I like your pad it’s
    Very Minimalistic
    Just like this comment.

    This is the best comedy on my screen ever. The switch scetch could go viral. Sorry this is late, sometimes you have to wait for pure poetry gold ;p

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  5. Enjoyed the look around your bijou apartment! Can I put in a request for a video of the walk into the apartment bock and up in the lift (Like Mary, Mungo and Midge!) to see what floor you are on?!! All you need is a little mouse – Rosie could be Mary, then Ollie has to be Mungo!

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  6. Our balcony is full of nowt,
    It’s cool in summer, there’s no doubt,
    But it’s winter and I’ve got locked out
    Stepping through my window….

    (Penned by Phil Lawrence, in the same vein as ‘George Formby’)

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  7. Freezer connected to water supply? Ski.
    Significance of sweetcorn? Ski.
    On the 15th floor hence 1507? Ski.

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